Osho I Am That - Isha Upanishad

The boss told Mulla Nasrudin that if he could not get to work on time,

he would be fired. So the Mulla went to the doctor, who gave him a pill.
The Mulla took the pill, slept well, and was awake before he heard the
alarm clock. He dressed and ate breakfast leisurely.

Later he strolled into the office, arriving half an hour before his boss.

When the boss came in, the Mulla said:

"Well, I didn't have any trouble getting up this morning."

"THAT'S GOOD," said Mulla Nasrudin's boss,
"BUT WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY?"

Osho I Am That Isha Upanishad